Alien Abductions

January 27, 2010

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Do not be fooled. This picture is not a fake.

How do I know this? Because according to the Stop Alien Abductions website - 

  • The photo was found by the wife of a special operations officer in the Air Force after he died. She did not know he had it until she had permission to review his papers. The photo was obtained from another investigator.

  • There is an area 51 tag on the alien which may be hardly visible on the screen but can be seen better in the original photo.

  • The photo is cropped but the real background is steel sheets and a chain link fence which look hastily erected, the kind that would be found in a military facility outpost.

  • There is a dent in the plastic shroud around the alien which is not faked, indicating some kind of accident in transporting the creature.

If that doesn’t convince you of the veracity of the photograph, nothing will.

I had not realised that abduction and sexual assaults by aliens was such a huge problem until alerted to the issue by my daughter. She was clearly worried that I was not fully protecting myself from alien abduction with a Thought Screen Helmet

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It appears that any hat will do as long as it looks silly, but the key ingredient is lining which is a volume-conductive, carbon-impregnated polyolefin called Velostat. (Don’t ask me what that means – ask 3M)

Apparently it works very well according to the anonymous testimonies on the website. A man in Kentucky has not been bothered by alien thought control since he has been wearing his helmet and women pictured below in the very fetching bonnet is quoted as saying  – "I have been abducted by aliens  for years and found stopabductions.com by a happy coincidence. The Thought Screen Helmet, invented by an expert, has stopped the unwelcome visitations and has raised me  and my family’s quality of life. Therefore I highly recommend it."

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According to the website, there have only been four recorded failures of the helmet and in two of those cases the abductors were alien-human hybrids for which the helmet is ineffective. It appears that these hybrids can pull the helmets off!

We know quite a lot about aliens and their evil motives thanks to Sean Casteel who describes himself, on the world’s worst designed website, as the world’s most respected UFO journalist. I am slightly confused by this epitaph, given that on his website Sean Casteel describes Budd Hopkins as the world’s foremost expert on UFO abduction. Which is better – respected or expert? Anyway, if you can find your way around the site you will discover many stories of alien abduction.

For anyone crazy enough to want to read more, there are the fabulously po-faced International Centre for Abduction Research, Alien Abduction Experience and Research, and The Intruder Foundation, as well as the slightly disturbing Aliens and Children which bases almost all its evidence for alien abduction on some crude drawings by a child.

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There is a great deal of wonderfully colourful testimony on these websites but so far I have been unable to find any information on the fundamental questions – who are these aliens, where do they come from, and how do they manage to disregard the basic principles of science? Oh and the other question – why are aliens almost singularly only interested in Americans?

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5 Responses to “Alien Abductions”

  1. Bek Says:

    It’s amazing that these aliens can navigate their way across space in flying saucers, have the technology to ‘abduct’,’probe’ and return humans (Americans) and yet are fooled by a hat buckle (except of course the advanced alien-human hybrids). They’d better watch out for country music! (Mars Attacks reference…)

  2. catmint Says:

    Dear CS, thank you for this edifying post. I will now go to sleep pondering this question. Whatever the reason, being Australian makes me feel relatively safe from the risk of AA. Cheers, catmint


  3. It’s amazing that people think that they know what they are talking about when they really don’t. The real aliens do not speak and have no language. Investigators think that the aliens may be deaf because of the way they behave. The aliens are totally telepathic. To understand the way aliens communicate, you need to think conceptually, which the critic cannot do. The aliens rely solely on their telepathic communication. When they can’t communicate or control their victims mentally, they don’t take them.

    The velostat scrambles the communication, it does not stop it. The beauty of the helmet is that even when the aliens try to increase their mental transmission, they still can’t get through.

    The aliens physically hurt people who forget to wear their helmets and also harass them. That’s how I know the helmet works.

    The next time you criticize a concept, you need to think about it first.

    We are not dealing with humans, there is no mirror of what we are. The aliens are very different than humans, they behave differently than humans and they communicate differently than humans. The thought screen helmet proves that. Please put your mind in gear before you make a fool of yourself.


  4. The aliens harass people who try to stop them because they aliens are desperate and trying to create a new race that is part alien and part human. The thought screen helmet is the only device that stops them and they don’t like people who oppose them in any way. They consider people who wear the helmet to be a threat to them and harass those people when they are not wearing their helmets.


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